Asshole

Stupid fucking Aaron Rodgers is now his own man.  But who the fuck cares?  Not this Bears fan.  I mean just because he won a crappy Super Bowl doesn’t mean anything.  Not in the state of Illinois.  Not any- fucking-where.  Hell, maybe now asshole Packer fans can finally get some new fucking clothes and stop looking like fucking Salvation Army clothes models.

What Packer fans looked like before their new Super Bowl gear

Fucktard Rodgers led the fucking horrible Pack to their first NFL championship in 14 years Sunday, 31-25 over the Pittsburgh “Shitsburg” Steelers. Jesus wept. They reclaimed the Vince Lombardi Trophy, named for their legendary bucktooth coach who won the first two Super Bowls and ignored the shit out of his own kids (Don’t Believe me?  Go watch the Lombardi documentary on HBO).

A Dickhead but a nice pair of tits

Strange ebonics talking Rodgers (Grew up in the hard streets of Chico, CA  and Beaverton, OR), the game’s MVP, thrilled his legion of asshole fans with a boring six-game string that should finally erase the bitterness of the cock picture Brett Favre separation in Shithole Green Bay but it won’t. After sitting for three long years before tiny dick Favre left in 2008, Motherfucker Rodgers is now equal with Asshole Favre in Super Bowl wins, and he extended the fart eating Packers’ record of NFL titles to 13, nine before the Super Bowl era.  Let’s hope fuck face Rodgers ties vagina face Favre for Super Bowl loses too.  Maybe break that record and become the Buffalo Bills of 2010s

Wisconsin pretty

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What does the Best Worst Movie watch?

On November 17, 2010, in Editorial, Lists, by krod

If we watch Troll 2 for our good time entertainment then what does Troll 2 watch for a good time.  Wow, how very “if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around…” of me.  In celebration of the Best Worst Movie coming out this week I wanted to take a look if Troll 2 were a person what movies would he/she watch and have an awesome time with.  What would Troll 2 throw into the PS3, DVD, Laserdisc, VCR, Beta, or Reel to Reel.  Here is the top three movies I think Troll 2 would watch:

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Happy Halloween!

On October 27, 2010, in Editorial, by krod

Happy Halloween!  This just an excuse to play my favorite part of Halloween part 3.  Once the red head step child of the series has now gone on to be an annual favorite for Halloween Holiday.  Just try to get this jingle out of your head. 

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Japan warns about terror in Europe

On October 5, 2010, in News, by krod

Where thunder thighs originated from

PARIS – Japan issued a travel alert for Europe on Monday, joining the U.S. and Britainin warning of a possible attack by Godzilla or other monsters, but tourists appeared to be taking the mounting warnings in stride.  They are even ready to snap pictures and point at the giant monsters if sited.  Maybe even run away even though it would be useless.

The Foreign Ministry in Tokyo urged Japanese citizens to be cautious when using public transport or visiting popular tourist sites — issuing another blow to Europe’s tourism industry, which is just starting to recover from Dracula and the Wolf Man.  The Japanese are being extra cautious due to Godzilla disappearing a year or so ago.  Godzilla could turn up anywhere so why not Europe the Ministry declared.

European authorities — especially in Britain, France and Germany — tightened efforts to keep the public safe in the wake of warnings by officials that the monster threat is high and extra vigilance is warranted.

Godzilla was last seen aboard a jet taken from this surveillance video…look at the minute mark 5:18 to see what he last looked like:

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Best Sleeping Bag Kills

On October 3, 2010, in Lists, by krod

Bag

Sleeping bag killings in horror movies are a common thing now days (They are!…go look it up…you did?..well I guess I am wrong..so what).  That’s why I composed a list of the top 4 so

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Death Wish Punk

On September 30, 2010, in Editorial, by krod

He'll take you to meet Jesus

Death Wish is rad.  No way around it.  In fact all 5 of them are tits because

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NBA Drops Dago Tee

On September 23, 2010, in News, by krod

Check ot out dude...no sleeves means business

The NBA drops the Dago tee shirt design in favor of a more red neck look.  The NBA will buy regular tee shirts and just cut the sleeves off to accentuate dope body ink.

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Cool Movie….Cooler Poster

On August 19, 2010, in Editorial, by krod

Clinically Happy's personality framed

Movie posters can sometimes frame up what the film’s all about within one picture. 

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